Ladies and gentlemen of a nervous disposition, please turn away now. We are about to tackle a taboo that affects half the world’s population and in some countries, keeps girls from attending school every single month. Yes, we are talking about when Aunt Flo comes to visit, when the painters are in or when you are suffering from girl flu; whatever you like to call it and no matter how much society pretends they don’t exist, periods are very real and at times a massive pain in the neck (and lower abdominal area).

Ever look at your bedside lamp, then look at your cuddly toy (I know you have at least one) and think, “Why hasn’t anybody mashed these two things together?” Well no, neither have we, but that is exactly what SuckUK are best at - thinking outside the box (usually so far out of the box that the box is a dot on the horizon.)

These glasses are what the seven-year-old me dreamt that everyone in the future would be wearing (I’m still waiting for hologram messaging, but we are getting there). The SunnyCam Xtreme Edition  are water resistant 1080p POV recording glasses, charged via micro USB. These glasses are easy to use: turn them on by holding down the power button, and a vibration indicator and red light flashing on the inside of the frame will let you know that it’s active.

I have a bit of a reputation amongst my friends for being hopelessly forgetful. As well as forever leaving my stuff at people’s home, forgetting to bring my wallet, phone, keys or all the above, I am also very talented at losing items immediately after placing them down. It’s like the sideboards and tables in my life simply swallows up my stuff.

The Smoketech G-Priv Kit comes with the 1 G-Priv 220 Box Mod, Smok TFV8 Big Baby Tank, 1 Preinstalled V8-X4 Coil Head, 1 Replacement V8-T6 Coil Head, 1 Replacement Glass Tube, Spare Parts and an instructional manual. Though strangely enough, it does not come with the batteries you will need to get it working. The SMOK G-Priv has a 2.4inch shatterproof touch screen that looks very cool on the side of the device, it has a wattage of 220W, and an extensive temperature suite.

I will admit straight away that this is normally the kind of product I would roll my eyes at, and I imagine that a lot of you will stop reading this after I explain what this product is. Q-Link work with resonating frequency technologies, which focus on the idea that every material object and every living thing has a natural resonance frequency that is determined by the object’s physical structure.

The Vicod 5G 2nd Generation, Atmos’ most compact and discreet vaporisers available, is powered by a 2200mAh lithium-polymer battery and uses advanced temperature controls. These range from 300F to 435F and feature an embedded ceramic heating chamber that is used to vaporise dry herbs and produce a pure vapor. The device is equipped with a temperature memory function so will automatically begin heating up the temperature you had it set to the last time you used it.

The Aegis kit comes nicely packaged with a cool little flip down side opening, included in the kit is Vaporizer, USB charger, cleaning brush, packing tool, replacement filter and user manual. This dry herb vaporiser uses an advanced convection heating method and features temperature controls that range from 320°F to 430°F. Made from a hard-anodised chamber with an isolated airflow design and unique filtration system, the Aegis produces a pure and flavourful vapor.

I am all for gimmicky tech, and anything that might look like it dropped out of a 1970’s Bond movie is always a winner with me. But what I don’t like is gimmicky tech wrapped up in real leather and then being sold at a ridiculous price under the name of ‘fashion’. So, what is the XOO X Casely-Hayford? It is a wearable phone charger, designed with the help of Casely-Hayford, that has been built into a belt with the aim to fuse useful technology with high fashion. It fails at both.

Oh my gosh, calling all geeks, it’s here!!! The Wand Company has produced a replica Communicator that connects via Bluetooth to enable a speakerphone, allowing you to use it just like they did on the show. This highly accurate replica looks amazing, produced from the first 3D structured light scans of the last known hero screen-used Communicator prop, it has a rotating moiré pattern, AB-coated iridescent jewels and has authentic voice clips arranged in sentence fragments for immersive experience, while also being a fully-functional handset.