My boss was reluctant to give me this piece as they knew it would trigger a rant about gendered products they didn’t want to sit through so close to lunch time, from man-sized tissues to “good girl” dog treats it is a pet peeve of mine, so I will keep it brief, when I’m shaving I do not need the product to be pink/purple (I could let the rose gold slide) with a lipstick logo and cutesy name to remind me that I am female; the media, society and my recent cervical screening has got that covered.

Gone are the days of the top knot, lets bring back the skin head, who is sexier than Patrick Stewart? The Bald Eagle Smart X from Skull Shaver will get you the glossy head finish and make you instantly look as hot as the Rock (or perhaps a pudgy, dad-bodied version).

With a brand name ‘Skull Shaver’ you may be able to guess what the Pitbull Platinum might be specifically designed for, but just to eliminate any room for confusion: it is here to give you a close, angry doorman-style shave on your head and face. The Platinum is the third generation and the newest product from ‘Skull Shaver’ focusing on quality and durability with stronger components, better quality testing and IPX5 certified water resistance, so you can use it in the shower (do not submerge).